Ah, a hot maggi prepared by at-home-after-gym-time-benched-sandy, although it is 2 Am ATM. Am stirred in an inquisitve approach for understanding the latest movie of Guy Ritchie 'RockNrolla', intellectually. Apart from me being 5 pegs drunk, my brain is overwhelmingly attracted as well as repelled by the story! As following the path for movie suggestions you have been taking since college years, "yeah, Its an amazing movie man", "A must watch", "mindblowing direction".Not being sarcastic, I would like you to know the story of the movie before watching the movie, for the point of the movie isss....ah lets catch up with this later!
The movie as the name suggests , you would feel like it is about a Rock-n-Roll star or if you had gone through any review (without any spoiler, i suppose) about the gambling about gambling stuff by the superficial 'Boss' of the presumed unnamed area of UK. But lemme share a lil bit more. This movie is not about the narrator who is supposed to have a major role by being the right-hand of the boss in the movie alas, not. Not even about his gang of finish-the-job kind of guys. Not even about the hierarchy of gangstas. Not even about the Russian gangsta who is known to the world as a reknown Builder, and who carries on under the table trades to acquire land and property and stuff from the local bosses of the area, for his role turns out to be attracted to his female-black-accountant (nah, not a nigerian one, but the Niah' 4m MI2...oooo) who in turn plans the heist of the 'lucky' painting of the russian guy who gifts it to the local boss not as a token of friendship as he says, but as a bait for he can hold a grip against the latter. The plan goes well, until the first roberry of 7 million $s, the second time they try the same thing again,the russian Boss's bodyguard employs two ex-war russian criminals, not just deadly and tough guys drinking Vodka (pronounced as WOdka in russian) but insanely high energied faggots who would never give up anything for any other thing, be it getting hit about 10 times on head, getting stabbed,falling off from building tops. The chasing scenes are shot in such a way you cannot find in any other chasing movie!! here they dont just run for miles and miles and fight and then run again, but sarcastically after exhausting out of running they jogg and then walk beside each other :D... Meanwhile the famous 'ari' from Entourage enters the scene working as a local Rock pub owner-runner searching for....oh wait I havent even touched the lever of the whole situation!...its the painting which has been stolen by the protagonist of the movie, the real RocknRolla, the dopehead son of the Local boss! who used to be a rock artist , who dies virtually for getting pity fro media and boom his record sales, and who wants to take revenge from his step-father, who smokes and pukes all around, who is as this as Gupta-G!
So, I was able to figure out the point of the movie, (which is not suprising to me).....Guys, it is pointless...if you are going to watch this movie for to say to some one in the future "Yeah! I have watched the movie, and understood the point", you can well please unzip your pants and give yourself a blowjob to satisfy with the similar kind of satisfaction, which is what you are seekign for. I have stated most of the major twists of the movie, still I can convey to you affirmatively that while you watch the movie, you would not even remember about the story. This movie is not JUST about the story which carries you along until the end, but a typical "GUY RITCHIE"'s Brit-sarcastic-humor movie...I hope you will watch and enjoi it :)
1 comments:
meh, Revolver defines Guy Ritchie. That's what still defines him, no matter what he comes up with next.
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